The Joys of Being Single

Being single in Salt Lake is not a fun thing.  Here are some observations/thoughts I have made the last couple of months:

• Just because we are single does not mean we are depressed.
• Just because we are single does not mean we don't have to worry about finances, insurance, and homes.  We are just doing it on our own instead.
• 29 year olds do not need to still be playing kid games as activities.
• Dance parties in people's basements is just weird.  
• Parties are always super off balance with two many of one of the sexes (Usually too many girls)
• Except I did just go to a party with only 5 girls and all boys and I thought it would be awesome but it sort of gave me hives.
• I have party anxiety - I all of a sudden cannot remember my name.
• Fast and testimony meetings are social suicide, some people need friends to have intervention and tell them they should not do it. 
• Texting or facebook are not good ways to ask a girl out.
• I am not interested in a 21 year old boys who are still in undergrad.
• The older I get I have realized I may end up with a balding man who has kids.  Not the Bradley Cooper I had dreamed of.
• Bedazzled jeans and Ed Hardy shirts are not cute.  
• I dont need to stay out until two in the morning or go out everynight to be cool.  
• I have decided dating is all about networking, cause I am not going to meet any boys at church or parties.
• I may just be doomed.